I knew today would be an interesting day when I cracked open a fortune cookie and it said, "You will encounter ignorance, bear it with grace." So I tossed that out the window and decided to bear it with my usual cuntishness and write a review. All Nippon Airways!
I bet you've all been sitting on the edge of your seats, waiting breathlessly for a community with no point, no substance, and no sense. Well, when you pass out from lack of oxygen, have someone call 911pixie! It won't save you, but you can get TOTALLY KEWLIEZ ANA TIPS!
Let's start at the info. The mods, (pixie911, neri_marie, courting_jester), have pooled their amazing brainpowers together and used that resulting 10 IQ points to write this prolific piece of information.
"Just need some place to talk. Have an ED. Bored.
If you have the mindset, you have the problem Don't let the disorder fool you."
If I have the mindset of a dyslexic baboon, I could probably figure out what the fuck these idiots are talking about. Don't let the disorder fool you? More like don't let these fools talk about disorders. Have a headache. Gone.
Moving on, they have a few rules for their prestigious community for Mary-Kate fans and wanarexics.
"All Anti-ana trolls who keep making insulting comments or posts will be banned."
In other words, anything bearing the remote bit of truth will be deleted. And anyone who's against "Ana" will be banned. I;ve found this mysterious ana they are always praising, and it seems like a fairly wonderful thing. Meet the embodiment of ANA!
That's right kids! The secret is out. More clever than the Kabbalah bracelet that is REALLY a secret sign, this company has brainwashed these girls into forming strange communites to bar anti-All Nippon Airways trolls from ever entering their ranks! Well done, girls!
"Do not argue with the mods. if we think the entry is inappropriate and we delete it, just let it be."
Translation: "We don't have the actual intelligence to debate anything, so please just kiss our ass or we'll push that one button thingy on the page and like, totally ban you!"
If this wasn't enough to scare a rational person away, I actually joined this sorry sack of monkey feces and plowed into some entries. I had to scroll through at least seven of the DUMBEST questions ever posted. But here's my favourite wanarexic standard.
crazy_life_hp: "How much calories does walking burn off? Also, how much calories are in 16 oz. of Cappuccino?"
First off Einstien, it's HOW MANY CALORIES. Secondly, did you walk from your kitchen to the computer to post this stupid question, or three miles? And how many calories are in cappichino? Here's your answer: this site. Hey! You can even burn .029320 calories typing it in.
And in typical fashion of these wonderful communities, here's the entry du jour, complete with MARY-KATE icon! OMGZ!11!!!
"as with everyone else here, i have this uncontrollable need to be skinny. i am willing to do anything, eat nothing, and exercise till i fall over.. cuz i will have to. i have about a month until i go to florida, and i will be small. 30 days doesnt seem like much, but if i exercise and eat under 300 a day, do u think i can lose about 20 pounds?
i weigh about 127 now and im 5'7. i would love to be under 110, like i used to be, especially for this trip. im off to exercise. i need to lose weight."
Do I really need to mock this? She wants to lose twenty pounds in thirty days. I'd suggest just cutting off her head... she's not using anything up there anyway.
I'd suggest just skipping this community all together. It's not really even entertaining to mock. Just your standard "aNa iZ KeWLieZ" club.
Reality Review Rating:
2/5 - Don't let the stupidity fool you!
Here's the post where they are informed. Bets on how long until it's BALEETED!!?!
Answer: It was up for a whopping 2 hours!