Jello (industrikitty) wrote in reality__review,
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exsanguinate, self-proclaimed "Anorexic Queen", seems to have a new problem. She's pregnant and strapped for cash to afford an abortion. Even though she shouldn't have been able to get pregnant in the first place, according to Something-Fishy.

"Having an Eating Disorder can increase your chances of never being able to get pregnant, and the longer you have an Eating Disorder, the higher the risk that you will face some type of fertility problems."


Providing the masses probably will believe her bullshit, she goes the route of typical webwhores and makes a lengthy post on why YOU should pay for it! Now, I know it sounded like such a good cause from her entry (note the sarcasm), but let's use her own responses to further drive home the wonderful virtues of giving an underaged skank money for an abortion!


Exhibit A:


</a></font></b></a>leenstar
2005-01-25 23:36 (link)
whoever is the daddy, make him pay or help @ least

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</a></font></b></a>exsanguinate
2005-01-26 00:15 (link)
</u>i have no idea who it is
probably some guy in a band
(I highly doubt that. It was probably some fugly guy who's too embarrased to fess up that he screwed a fat chick)
Exhibit B:

</a></font></b></a>exsanguinate
2005-01-26 00:14 (link)
i was gonna get some abortion pill on the black market
(try Drano. It'll eliminate two problems at once.)

Exhibit C:

</a></font></b></a>exsanguinate
2005-01-25 23:23 (link)
nah you need to be like hella poor to get that from planned parenthood
(Well, aren't you "hella poor" if you have to beg on the internet for money?)

By the time I finished this review, she realized that she would obviously be mocked, and the entry is now friends' only. But through annonymous donation, I've been able to copy and paste it here for your enjoyment!

Miss.Ophelia Vanity ([info]exsanguinate) wrote,
@ 2005-01-25 14:06:00
   
FUCK
PLEASE HELP.

If anyone remembers, about a month ago I had an entry and I was freaking out because I thought I was pregnant. Then I kinda forgot about it because the dizzyness, fatigue, etc, subsided and I thought everything was fine. But my whole body hurts now and has been since last week, so I got a home pregnancy test and it was positive. Then I went to the UCLA health center and got an official pregnancy test, and it was positive too, and they said that the baby is about 2 months now. FUCK.

The doctor there helped me look up abortion clinics, and the cheapest one that I could find that still has a reputation of being safe is at least $500. I am NOT KIDDING, but I literally have NO money at all right now. I could borrow or find some way to come up with some, but that is only maybe $100...there is NO WAY IN HELL that I am asking my parents or telling them about this, so

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If you have a paypal account, ANY amount in donations would help with my abortion money. I don't have a checking account so please send it to my friend's at:

*email removed*
(copy and paste it, 'cause the vv is actually 2 v's, it looks like a w though, and the 0 is a zero)



If you don't have a credit card or paypal account, any amount of cash would do as well. Please send anything to:

Ophelia
*address removed*

OMFG PLEASE, ANY AMOUNT WOULD DO, BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I CAN COME UP WITH $500 BY MYSELF. PLEASE. THANK YOU.

LOVE,
OPHELIA

</u></strong>And just for shits and giggles, here's the so-called Anorexic Queen looking a little like Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Notice the chubby cheeks?

(pictures removed)
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  • 32 comments
hah. But I have the actual entry!

vampora

12 years ago

industrikitty

12 years ago

I love you for submitting that! <3

vampora

12 years ago

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hahahah! OMG that is so great. Somebody should post this entry there, i'm sure they will get a kick out of it.

vampora

12 years ago

eroicaro

12 years ago

You're so awesome <3
Hilarious! but would you mind using a cut? its killing my friends page.

if not, that's still ok.
I don't use cuts for the community. Sorry about your page though.
No problem! :)

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Holy thunder thighs.
EUW. gross.

You can see rolls of fat through her skirt.
LOVE HANDLES TO THE MAX man
I have the bra in purple....
I cant see it!






THANK GOD!!!!!!

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lsbnsneyeftshs

12 years ago

princessmambi

12 years ago

HAHAHA! MIMI!

I loved the pricilla vs rocky horror one.

I can't believe I just read this. Hilarious & sick at the same time, yet again. What a waste of genes ;)
Holy crap, the girl is hideous!!!

Who would wanna fuck that???
She needs to keep her "facts" straight:

"nah you need to be like hella poor to get that from planned parenthood"

and later:

"I am NOT KIDDING, but I literally have NO money at all right now."
I feel sick, really sick... I went to "Miss Vanitys" website just to see if she really looked like that all the time (bad news, afraid so) and I think I may just "purge" all over my keyboard.
What does she even do?
Why are her pics with these "photographers so bad?" I can do better with my crappy camera phone.
I dunno, probably some guy in a band. She looked like she was preggo in ALL the pics. I have to go now, this is too much. No more Ophelia PLEASE!
She has posted a stern warning on her journal. She's threatening to take "legal action" if everything (pictures, posts, etc) aren't taken down.
So be vewy vewy afwaid!
Oh sure, with what money. She cant afford an abortion let alone a lawyer!
she goes to my school
Yarg! How old is she? Is she at least halfway smart?

mothkiddo

12 years ago

princessmambi

12 years ago